Chicks are emotional terrorist

Maybe but nobody has time to worry about that. Either you trust someone or you don’t.

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i just don’t give a fuck. i’ve told her very VERY clearly we’re just dating, and that we’re monogamous until i say differently(from my side)

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fucking this holy shit.

Has anyone suggested you two get married? Personality flaws and conflict vanish into the ether once those vows are recited. They definitely don’t intensify or start to wear you down faster.

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Have children it fixes everything

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Step 1 have kids
Step 2 get married
Step 3 ???
Step 4 no profit. just a domestic violence conviction.

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whining*

Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

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like… how you gonna get upset at my anime waifu mousepad where her ass is the wrist cushion. it’s a mousepad.

A better plan

one many a men with tattoo sleeves have followed.

Someone please queue the Little Kim song “Fuck Somebody Else”

" you gonna make me fuck somebody else if you keep on treating me the way you doooo…"

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Yup. That’s the killer right there. When they start accusing out of thin air that usually means that they’re the guilty party.

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