Ate too much ghost pepper sauce the last few days...
Been pouring chocolaye milk out of my bunghole going on 3rd day..
At sister's house..ran to the bathroom...vomited out of ass..NO TP..
I have a sweatshirt...sweatpants...bath towel hanging..floor rug.... in bathroom with me
What do I Do? 
Go in the shower and wash your butt.
Use your socks.
Wipe with your hands and wash them 15 times.
Angle 5 - Go in the shower and wash your butt.
Use your socks.
Wipe with your hands and wash them 15 times.
DAYUM SON, are you The Wolf of shits
https://youtu.be/RMbAANfUJhI?t=34s