Class action lawsuit idea......

You guys remember when we were all kids, I'm 32 btw, and they had those Crayola markers that were scented? The purple smelled like grape, the orange smelled like orange etc. etc. Well, we all sniffed those. Now we know that it is dangerous to sniff magic markers. We need to find some tards around our age who will testify that they caught the tard due to sniffing the markers.

Lead plaintiff gets a box of cookies, all other plaintiffs in the class get 2 cookies and a juice box, we get a shitload of attorney's fees.

What do you all think?

So be it, Goku has volunteered as our lead plaintiff!!

Is "caught the tard" a diagnosible medical condition?