CM Punk had a real fight yesterday?

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http://www.kayfabenews.com/cm-punk-wins-mma-debut-indy-fighting-show/

How has there been no news about this? Phone Post 3.0

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We've moved on to unfunny sage northcutt threads now. 

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Yea man, I was one of the 140 in attendance. He won by sharpshooter submission in the third round

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mattsk42 - http://www.kayfabenews.com/cm-punk-wins-mma-debut-indy-fighting-show/

How has there been no news about this? Phone Post 3.0

It's certainly not because this is a fake article...

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Shh... Phone Post 3.0

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I thought it was pretty well known that all fighters on ufc roster fight in Indy shows. Phone Post 3.0

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mattsk42 - http://www.kayfabenews.com/cm-punk-wins-mma-debut-indy-fighting-show/

How has there been no news about this? Phone Post 3.0
How does one not know this is a fake news site Phone Post 3.0

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its fake news reporting on fake fighters.  Makes sense to me

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BigEyedFish -


its fake news reporting on fake fighters.  Makes sense to me

So do the double fakes cancel out and make it a real story? Phone Post 3.0

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UGCTT_Messiah -
BigEyedFish -


its fake news reporting on fake fighters.  Makes sense to me

So do the double fakes cancel out and make it a real story? Phone Post 3.0
I don't know but I fucking like your thinking, I'm in for 2 bullshit stories making a real one. Fuck it. Phone Post 3.0

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He actually looked pretty legit. His BJJ at least. Got a TD about 30 seconds in and finished with a head and arm Phone Post 3.0

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Poor CM punk, in all honesty it would have simply been better if they hadn't announced his being signed until he was actually ready to fight.

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Look up the definition of kayfabe, brother.