CM Punk

Underground
1

I’m 1-0 ammy, 43 years old. 

Id absolutely do this, and would be fair I think 

put me in goddammit Dana 

2

Punk would wreck you. He’s a WWE champion. You ever see his finisher? He’d make you go to sleep. The dude beat Jon Cena. Lol at you. Fuckin jabroni.

3

I’d RKO him into a Boston crab 

4

This would get over much better in pride.

5
Lights Out Lurker - 
kimuralock -

I’m 1-0 ammy, 43 years old. 

Id absolutely do this, and would be fair I think 

put me in goddammit Dana 

CM Punk would finish you in the first round

punk cannot even finish a first round, much less finish someone in the first round.

6

I’ve never seen a CM Punk fight, my MMA hipsterdom is off the charts.

7

Pics!

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BigWilliam -
Lights Out Lurker - 
kimuralock -

I’m 1-0 ammy, 43 years old. 

Id absolutely do this, and would be fair I think 

put me in goddammit Dana 

CM Punk would finish you in the first round

punk cannot even finish a first round, much less finish someone in the first round.

What have you done with your life champ?

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kimuralock -

I’d RKO him into a Boston crab 

Spot monkey
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Steven McTowelie - 
BigWilliam -
Lights Out Lurker - 
kimuralock -

I’m 1-0 ammy, 43 years old. 

Id absolutely do this, and would be fair I think 

put me in goddammit Dana 

CM Punk would finish you in the first round

punk cannot even finish a first round, much less finish someone in the first round.

What have you done with your life champ?

Does it matter? Does the sum total of my life have anything to do with punk being a UFC level fighter?

12

I’m done going after Punk. I wish him well.

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BigWilliam -
Steven McTowelie - 
BigWilliam -
Lights Out Lurker - 
kimuralock -

I’m 1-0 ammy, 43 years old. 

Id absolutely do this, and would be fair I think 

put me in goddammit Dana 

CM Punk would finish you in the first round

punk cannot even finish a first round, much less finish someone in the first round.

What have you done with your life champ?

Does it matter? Does the sum total of my life have anything to do with punk being a UFC level fighter?

Then nothing. Got it.

He seems like a decent dude, I wish him the best.

Enjoy being miserable.

14

I think its funny that this has sparked up again right befor WWE's Royal Rumble, possible surprise entrant? For those interested in wrestling I could defo see him involved with the Daniel Bryan/Kevin Owens/Shane thing going on, and maybe with Brock rumoured for a UFC return WME have smoothed a return for Punk rather than the embarrasment of a 2nd fight in a "Best for Business" move for both companies

15

I’ve been blowing up Dana & Sean Shelby all day. I’m 5-2 Ammy MMA, 4-0 Pro Muay Thai/Kickboxing. Haven’t fought in 3 years but I’ve been training. I’ll take the fight at 170, 185 or 55. 

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JToller -

I’ve been blowing up Dana & Sean Shelby all day. I’m 5-2 Ammy MMA, 4-0 Pro Muay Thai/Kickboxing. Haven’t fought in 3 years but I’ve been training. I’ll take the fight at 170, 185 or 55. 

So you have 9 fights to his...1.

Sounds like you’re a great candidate...

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Steven McTowelie -
JToller -

I’ve been blowing up Dana & Sean Shelby all day. I’m 5-2 Ammy MMA, 4-0 Pro Muay Thai/Kickboxing. Haven’t fought in 3 years but I’ve been training. I’ll take the fight at 170, 185 or 55. 

So you have 9 fights to his...1.

Sounds like you’re a great candidate...

They are going to have to get a legit martial artist just like Mickey Gall but maybe someone that hasn’t been active in a few years like myself.