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This is volume 8 of my life changing advice sessions on the OG.

 

Fire away with your conundrums and/or lifepickles

My wife and I want to go on our semi-annual night at the titty bar. My baby brother offered to babysit and is currently 21 minutes late. How long do I wait before calling him? He's doing us a favor which I apreciate so I don't want to seem pushy, but he's 19 and can be very absent minded. Phone Post 3.0

PatriarchyManifest - My wife and I want to go on our semi-annual night at the titty bar. My baby brother offered to babysit and is currently 21 minutes late. How long do I wait before calling him? He's doing us a favor which I apreciate so I don't want to seem pushy, but he's 19 and can be very absent minded. Phone Post 3.0


19 is young enough to need a reminder on following through on your word. If he gets mad, let him know that when adukts make commitments, they are firm, not wish/washy "I'll get there when I get there" kinda deals.

Did you end uo buying a truck?

Enock-O-Lypse Now - Suck ....my......cock.


How does one simply handle that question when presented on a consistent daily basis?


Depends on the manner with which its being thrown at you. Is it a request or a verbal dagger aimed at you? If its a request, depending on your orientation (based on your history, I'd say its right up your alley) go on ahead and fellate to your hearts content. If its a dagger, you should prob stick your head in the sand and avoid confrontation at all costs because I dont think you have the stones to defend yourself physically.

P749 - 


Did you end uo buying a truck?



Nope. Got a 2014 VW Jetta TDI and its been fucking AMAZING. I'll get a trailer to pull with my minivan if I need to haul something.

How do I find the right woman? Phone Post 3.0

Naderhood -
PatriarchyManifest - My wife and I want to go on our semi-annual night at the titty bar. My baby brother offered to babysit and is currently 21 minutes late. How long do I wait before calling him? He's doing us a favor which I apreciate so I don't want to seem pushy, but he's 19 and can be very absent minded. Phone Post 3.0


19 is young enough to need a reminder on following through on your word. If he gets mad, let him know that when adukts make commitments, they are firm, not wish/washy "I'll get there when I get there" kinda deals.

Thanks buddy. I called and he was aparently distracted watching dr who. Good call. Phone Post 3.0

Jambo888 - 


I'm worried about getting bear raped when I go hiking tomorrow. what can I do to stop this?



Jambo888 - 


I'm worried about getting bear raped when I go hiking tomorrow. what can I do to stop this?



Well, you can look at it as being bear-loved or bear-raped. Try to be a glass half full kind of guy, geez. Carry a .45 strapped to your leg like a man.

Naderhood - 
P749 - 


Did you end uo buying a truck?



Nope. Got a 2014 VW Jetta TDI and its been fucking AMAZING. I'll get a trailer to pull with my minivan if I need to haul something.



Great buy.  



I was hopping for the Golf GTD it isnt coming to USA. 

CanadianMMA94 - How do I find the right woman? Phone Post 3.0


Sounds cliche', but the right woman doesnt exist. Just a bunch of chicks that arent that hard to be with. 1st step is to not pressure yourself to find the "right" woman. Just enjoy your youth and build friendships, the right woman will be attracted to the kind of person you are.

PatriarchyManifest - 
Naderhood -
PatriarchyManifest - My wife and I want to go on our semi-annual night at the titty bar. My baby brother offered to babysit and is currently 21 minutes late. How long do I wait before calling him? He's doing us a favor which I apreciate so I don't want to seem pushy, but he's 19 and can be very absent minded. Phone Post 3.0


19 is young enough to need a reminder on following through on your word. If he gets mad, let him know that when adukts make commitments, they are firm, not wish/washy "I'll get there when I get there" kinda deals.

Thanks buddy. I called and he was aparently distracted watching dr who. Good call. Phone Post 3.0


Those whippersnappers and their moving pictures.....

Naderhood -
CanadianMMA94 - How do I find the right woman? Phone Post 3.0


Sounds cliche', but the right woman doesnt exist. Just a bunch of chicks that arent that hard to be with. 1st step is to not pressure yourself to find the "right" woman. Just enjoy your youth and build friendships, the right woman will be attracted to the kind of person you are.

Damn Nader, you preaching like a BOSS. Phone Post 3.0

Delorian - 
Naderhood -
CanadianMMA94 - How do I find the right woman? Phone Post 3.0


Sounds cliche', but the right woman doesnt exist. Just a bunch of chicks that arent that hard to be with. 1st step is to not pressure yourself to find the "right" woman. Just enjoy your youth and build friendships, the right woman will be attracted to the kind of person you are.

Damn Nader, you preaching like a BOSS. Phone Post 3.0


Thanks, bruh

TryhardNobody - If i wanted you to be my power bottom for some no lube anal what would be the best way for me to go about making that happen . And how bout you make me a sammich while you think about it


What I am willing to do is send an ambulance to your house to address your obvious head wound. You dun been concussed talkin to me like that. Matter of fact, I should concuss your asshole to teach you a lesson, clown face

What am I missing from my life? Phone Post 3.0

Why do you make commitments you can't keep?

Thomas and I are waiting... Phone Post 3.0

clattymine - What am I missing from my life? Phone Post 3.0


.........Gonna need some more info