Loses on purpose to show he's human.
Creates fake retirement to generate more interest.
Plots with the Egg with fake dispute to obtain even more media coverage.
In the meantime trains in Iceland like Rocky.
Backs out of meaningless rematch to fight Floyd for the biggest payday ever.
Kicks Floyd in head to set up an immediate rematch and pay day.
KOs Floyd in 40 sec.
Becomes Goat.
Wins open weight UFC tourney.
-McNuthuggers
I must be trippin because all I'm seeing is the truth! 
You forgot Marries Sage Northcutt. =perfect.
I'm so hard right now. 