Could you kick most of the OG’s ass?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe

0 voters

Yes I would violently decapitate any forum member here with my bare hands & use there skull to drink cool-aid out of

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most? absolutely. would i be near the top? definitely not.

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@TrapGambino would murder all of you :smiling_imp:

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lol

Shame you did not ask me about 45 years ago …
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Maybe.

Pros:

MMA fighting experience (3-1)
Purple belt bjj
Life long wrestler
Pretty good at boxing

Cons:

No desire to fight any of you
Bad knee, shoulder, left hand, neck
I’m just a simple stamp collecting bird watcher who hates danger

Edit: after further consideration, fighting is ASSAULT and if any of you try anything I will drop a dime on you so fast that your head will spin!

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Not most.

All.

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I clicked no because I only have one skill but its extremely deadly and will render you lifeless as a vegetable if I catch you.

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Death by fellatio

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I haven’t grappled since 2009 so I am probably gonna have a hard time with you grapplers. Most guys that stand in front and want to trade punches are gonna have a problem because of my size and skill. If I can talk shit to the grapplers saying how they won’t stand with me I am certainly in a better position to win.

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I prefer a Thunderdome style match if you will

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Cotton’s most deadly skill is his cooking. Those nachos are to die for!

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Oh cotton stop. I’ve been in DMV lines that were faster than your hands!

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You would really be surprised. :joy:

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Fuck, it’s been 13 years since I stopped BJJ and Judo? I’m old. :joy:

And it’s been 47 years since you stopped anyone with your striking!

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High five Nitey!

That burn I just used on that jerk was dedicated to you!

Oh wait…

I’m sorry guys. I was completely out of line with these last few posts. I’m a no frills kind of guy. I didn’t mean any of that. I just got a little excited because I was reading a pamphlet about term life insurance and it got the ole blood pumping!

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