I’d make her pull a closed guard
I wouldnt be able to pass her guard. I hear her donkey guard is especially deadly.
She got fat so probably not
Jen would be no match for my joint manipulation mastery… I would win that fight easily. The fight I would have with my wife right after that I would not win probably. More like, the wife would have a fight with me
No shame in losing, especially in the tournament format like youre describing.
Remember, Saku beat Royce, but lost the next fight in the GP2000! But all we remember was his victory!
JLH now or 1994?
Prime JLH no can defend
The titties would win
There. I said it.
She’ll have to cut down to my weight though
It’s all about effort. She puts in the work.
There would be too much blood rushing to my penis I would be too delirious to fight back
Totally could…wear her out.