Coworker got one of those dmt toads

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Conworker of mine has been talking about those Colorado river toads since Tyson went on JRE. He ordered one and it is supposed to arrive tomorrow. He let me split the cost with him so technically I own half of a toad. Will post pics later if anyone is interested. 

Anyone own own one of these guys? Anyone have any advice on partaking in the venom? Seems like you milk the shit into some glass or something and let it dry... then just smoke it? I am almost certain I will be too pussy to try until I see someone else do it first. 

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Smart

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So this is where you are in your life, huh

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i think you just lick their backs.

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Wing it the first time and serve it to an unsuspecting family member or coworker.

Take notes, then try on another unsuspecting person until you are comfortable.

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What could go wrong?

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invalid - So this is where you are in your life, huh

Hahahahaha this made me laugh 

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I HOPE YOU DIE…AND THE FROG EATS YOUR CORPSE DICK.

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Keep us updated. 

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invalid - So this is where you are in your life, huh

Lol it all happened so fast. This could be the best 35 bucks I have ever spent. 

For the record I have no experience with hallucinogens or any drug other than marijuana.

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BIGWHITESEXY - I HOPE YOU DIE.............AND THE FROG EATS YOUR CORPSE DICK.

If the toad eats my dick, then someone else finds him in the wild and licks him, did they lick my dick? 

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The DMT those toads produce is 5-MeO-DMT. Not N,N-DMT. Not that that's a bad thing, just FYI. 

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     From what I've researched they are a very high maintenance animal to care for correctly. You and your friend will be torturing this creature to get a 20 minute high. Like the other poster said it's not DMT, it's 5-MEO-DMT. Research how to extract it from plants, you won't be torturing anything, it's the better drug, cheaper and easier. 

   You're going to want your karma points as high as possible if you plan on preparing an oral experience (Ayahuasca/Pharmauasca) instead of just smoking it.

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I ordered one online last year.

I got really sick & feverish, but I did hallucinate... some. Stil, I mostly just got really sick.

Turns out it was actually a regular toad and I just got Salmonella from licking it.

 

 

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Is 5-meo-dmt active orally without an MAOI? 

I'm not a tree hugger or anti-drug, I'm all for personal freedom.

Regular DMT needs to be taken with an MAOI in order to get high orally, so even if say we were to find out your dogs asshole produced massive amounts of the drug you could lick it until your tongue was raw and you'dstone sober.

Google DMT nexus and please find a different wary to try dmt

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psillypico -

Is 5-meo-dmt active orally without an MAOI? 

I'm not a tree hugger or anti-drug, I'm all for personal freedom.

Regular DMT needs to be taken with an MAOI in order to get high orally, so even if say we were to find out your dogs asshole produced massive amounts of the drug you could lick it until your tongue was raw and you'dstone sober.

Google DMT nexus and please find a different wary to try dmt

You dont take it orally. Like he said, you milk the venom let it dry then smoke.

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lick its dick and report back

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GeorgeScoresPoints - lick its dick and report back

How do we know it isn't a lady toad?  Licking toad vag and getting high doesn't sound too bad.

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Watch the toad episode of “Hamilton’s Pharmacopaeia” first.  Remember that the toad is a living creature so please don’t harm it.