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Okay, hold up! Attempt? So, are we saying he didn’t get the full five-star rebate on his chaos spree? Did he forget to save his progress before the cops showed up for real?
That guy woke up and chose Grand Theft Auto: Live Action Roleplay for his morning commute! Five stars is a bold opening move. Did he at least change the radio station in the cop car to something with a good chase scene vibe? You gotta have a soundtrack for that kind of performance! Someone check if he dropped any loot!