So this crazy guy was walking around in the woods, talking out loud, saying all sort of crazy things, "beautiful trees", "oh the animals", and other such derpity derp.
Anyway, I hadn't had my breakfast yet, and crazy or not, it was meal time baby. So I began to chase him and he fell, and as always before I strike, I paused for a moment because this gets the prey's adrenaline flowing and they taste better with their adrenaline in the blood.
As I paused, he starts derping again about "oh God thank you for saving my life" and said something about God changing me into a christian. I don't know what that was all about, I was just doing my normal "roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and "growllllllllllllllll" routine before I eat my meal and then he starts with all of this derpity derp.
Anyway, I finished him off and then headed back to my cave for a little nap.