A thread on this forum started to remind me of some crazy shit I have seen throughout the years in BJJ. Some of it is pretty funny and some if it is kind of nasty.
A guy with such bad oral hygiene that his gums start to bleed when he was put in the traingle choke.
A guy decided that "no gi" meant that he could grapple in his underwear.
A guy felt it was OK not to wear underwear under his gi pants and pinned me in north/south. I felt penis on the side of my lip and wanted to tap out to get him off of me, however, I refused to tap because I was a blue belt and he was a white belt.
A guy was cheap and didn't want to buy a gi, so he just wore sweat pants and karate gi top. When students were practicing a guard pass in which you grab the pants and flip your opponent over, his pants and underwear came off and he was hanging naked upside down.
A guy had such jagged toe nails which he did not clip. The toe nails actually scraped the shins of his opponent so bad when rolling that it looked like Wolverine from the X-men and clawed 4 lines down both of the opponent's shins. His opponent refused to tap or stop rolling even though he was getting clawed because he was a blue belt and they guy with nasty toe nails was a white belt.
There was a guy who had a mole on the side of his jaw that was so big and fuzzy, it was like a piece of velcro. No one wanted to do collar chokes on him because they didn't want him to dip his chin and touch the velcro mole.
My wife once rolled with a guy who had such bad breath that she immediate ran to the bathroom after the round was over as she was about to throw up.
There was 180 lbs guy who was so weak that he tapped to a 12 year old girl when she put knee on stomach on him.
I know there's some more, but I'll have to think about it.