Create A Holo-Deck Program!

If you owned a Holo-Deck what program would you create and run?



1. Roman Orgy
2. Sunnyvale (Trailer Park Boys)
3. Cheers Bar
4. Playboy Mansion and I'm Hef
5. Early 80's Porn sets and I'm Peter North or Holmes.


If you don't know what a Holo-Deck is, I suggest you watch the over 700 eps of Star Trek to find out. Screw Google. Phone Post 3.0

Mormon afterlife - You have your own planet full of women!

If there ever is a holo-deck created it will be covered in jizz. Phone Post 3.0

UGCTT_Jay Edz - If there ever is a holo-deck created it will be covered in jizz. Phone Post 3.0


I always wondered if there was a holodeck jizz mopper on that show.  You know damned well that's what everyone would be using it for.  Certainly not for viewing the beautiful sunsets on Omicron Delta III like the show implied.

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UGCTT_Jay Edz - If there ever is a holo-deck created it will be covered in jizz. Phone Post 3.0


I always wondered if there was a holodeck jizz mopper on that show.  You know damned well that's what everyone would be using it for.  Certainly not for viewing the beautiful sunsets on Omicron Delta III like the show implied.

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A convent full of teenage novices, and I'm the only priest so I get to listen to all the girls confessing their sins.

AND I get to assign the penances.

Oh dear Lord, the possibilities...

AmazinGracie - I would create a hotel. I would have a key to each room. In each room would be a woman I'd have always wanted to bang. She would be down to bang.

Banging would happen until I made it through every room. Then I'd go back to the first room and start the banging all over again. Phone Post 3.0
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phydeau - A convent full of teenage novices, and I'm the only priest so I get to listen to all the girls confessing their sins.

AND I get to assign the penances.

Oh dear Lord, the possibilities...

lol

UGCTT_Jay Edz - If there ever is a holo-deck created it will be covered in jizz. Phone Post 3.0


Soup and Beer - 
UGCTT_Jay Edz - If there ever is a holo-deck created it will be covered in jizz. Phone Post 3.0


I always wondered if there was a holodeck jizz mopper on that show.  You know damned well that's what everyone would be using it for.  Certainly not for viewing the beautiful sunsets on Omicron Delta III like the show implied.


I've also wondered if the holo deck automatically ran a jizz mopper program after each person left. In the earlier Star Treks, they pretend like nobody is banging trannys in the holo deck, but by the time you get to Voyager, they are pretty open about the fact that it's a sex dungeon. Capt. Janeway couldn't date any lower ranking people on the ship, so she was holo-boning that Irish guy.

Not to mention the Doctor, who was a roaming holo pervert.

Orgy after slaughtering orcs in the MistyMoutains on a flying carpet. Phone Post 3.0

The Prancing Pony, so I could bang some Hobbit whores. Phone Post 3.0

Presumably everybody had some equivalent masturbation toy in their private quarters. There aren't enough holodecks to go around for the amount of people on board to get off on a typical schedule.

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