Pretend you're allowed to pit any fighter you want against anyone - no contractual obligations or current injuries. You have the budget to pay anyone and then some. Put together a blockbuster card for NYE. 
Velasquez-Browne
Weidman-Jacare
Hendricks-Lawler
Pettis-Melendez
Aldo-Bermudez
Kostakio - Velasquez-BrowneMore title fights please.
Weidman-Jacare
Hendricks-Lawler
Pettis-Melendez
Aldo-Bermudez
Jones vs DC
Weidman vs jacare
Melendez vs Eddie A
Nick Diaz vs cerrone. (Just cause)
Lawler vs Rory.
Pettis Aldo
Jones Cormier
Rousey cyborg
Diaz lawler
Rashad Weidman
Mcgregor Swanson
Kostakio - Velasquez-BrowneI'd spend $100 on this.
Weidman-Jacare
Hendricks-Lawler
Pettis-Melendez
Aldo-Bermudez
Hendricks vs Lawler II
Jones vs DC
Gus vs AJ
Condit vs Brown
Arlovski vs Overeem 
Tried to go with a somewhat plausible card instead of one with all title shots.
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Fedor vs brock
Cain vs jones at 230
Daley vs diaz 2
Boyd vs tree 3
Cowboy vs benson 3
Tkz vs aldo 2
Dillashaw vs cruz
Connor vs cub
Poirier vs bermudez
Mighty mouse and dodson vs ubereem
Cain vs Werdum
Jones vs DC
Weidman vs TRTor
Lawler vs Diaz II
Pettit vs Melendez
instantkarma - Cain vs WerdumAnd mother fucking Honda vs Cybirg.
Jones vs DC
Weidman vs TRTor
Lawler vs Diaz II
Pettit vs Melendez
Fedor/Cain
Liddell/Kimbo
Jon Jones/JDS
Anderson/Diaz
Robbie Lawler/Semtex Daley
Cain vs werdum
Pettis vs khabib
Jds vs overeem
Edgar vs Swanson
Nate diaz vs Sanchez
Lombard vs matt brown
Jones vs Silva
Aldo vs Pettis
Fedor vs Brock
Hendo vs chuck
Melendez vs Alvarez
Rousey vs Cyborg (3 round 140lb catch weight)
Prelims:
Demetrious Johnson vs John Dodson 2
Lombard vs Matt Brown
Rory Mac vs Carlos Condit 2
Dustin Porier vs Frankie Edgar
Fight pass Prelims:
Bisping vs Rockhold
Faber vs Kid Yamamoto
Silva vs St Pierre (because I've always wanted to see this)
Jones vs DC
Pettis vs Green (just cause I like green)
Rumble vs Reem
Belfort vs Machida
jones vs cain, rousey vs cat, rashad vs anderson silva, cowboy vs nate daiz 2, gunner vs gastelum
Main card:
Jones vs Cormier
Aldo vs Pettis
Brock vs Mir III
Cerrone vs Alvarez
Koscheck vs Leben (retirement bout, TUF 1 cast enters HOF)
Fedor vs Brock IS better but I'd like to get the show of Brock/Mir again.
Jones vs DC
Silva vs Diaz
Brock vs Fedor
Rousey vs Cyborg
Weidman vs Vitor
Cain vs Jones
TKZ vs Aldo
Mir vs Brock
Lawlor vs Hendricks
Nick Diaz vs Silva
Rogan vs Dana
Saku vs Rickson
Karelin vs Royce
Frank Shamrock vs Shaq
Tyler Durden vs Abe Lincoln
Fedor vs Jesus Christ
4 man Goat tourney
Fedor vs Jones
Anderson vs GSP
Cain vs Cormier
Weidman vs mousasi
Rousey vs cyborg
Undercard
Jacare vs Machida
Carano vs Tate
Vitor vs shogun
Faber vs Edgar
Waterson vs van zant