Okay obligatory weird gym-guy story.
The locker room at my gym is a big rectangle. In the middle of that rectangle is the bathroom/shower area. Leaving the locker room pretty much requires you to walk by the shower area.
While trying to leave one day, I noticed a naked guy standing by the sink. Not terribly unusual; there's almost always a naked weirdo about. While walking away, something clicked in my brain. Upon further inspection this was a special kind of werido. He was utilizing the wall mounted hair dryer to dry his hair. On his balls.
Yes, fucko was blow drying the moisture from hairy old man balls.
I don't know if it's worse that he was doing something that no one should ever do; or that everyone in the locker room saw me double take on freako.