critique my diet please?

so Im going on the massive bulk, Mcdonald diet.

What do you all think.. should I get supersize with everything? stick to just chicken nuggets for lunch, or double quarter pounders...

And how do I maximize my fat/protien intake for breakfast? It seems perhaps... sausage bisquit with egg cheese... would mustard go with that? or Mayonase?

and is there room for a salid in the diet...

some advice please... I have 30 days to gain 30 lbs.

I cant believe you actually believed me.....