Cruise Info for a virgin Cruiser.

Lady Chaos and I are looking at taking a cruise sometime this year or the next. We've never been on one.

What are the best resources to check out as far as finding great pricing, where to go, what to purchase, etc...?

Where was your favorite place?

Just looking to get a little advice from my ogbros.

Bath Houses, Parks are best.  Make sure the dudes wear rubbers! 

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Bath Houses, Parks are best.  Make sure the dudes wear rubbers! 

Hmmm. The rubbers take all of the excitement out of it. Will look in to the bath houses though.

Useless bunch of turds

Yellow hanky in left pocket. 

Cruises suck. Find an all inclusive resort on the Cayman islands

Just bumped a cruise thread from earlier this week.

They sound like white trash vacations

They are fun. Relax, treat the staff nice and enjoy. Yes there will be some obnoxious mouth breathers walking around, ignore them. Go to the steak houses on the boat. They are generally pretty good.