Is this a correct understanding of the Christian Faiths?
Catholic/Orthodox = Harvard/Yale
The Lutheran/Episcopalian/Methodist types = maybe a good state University
Evangelicals/Baptists/Pentacosts/Church of Gods = Community College
Mormon/Jehova = Order a degree via questionable website?
Correct or do I have it wrong?
and Jew/Islam = Born with the Old Testament trustfund
can any theologians tell me if this is an accurate summary?