Goddamn, she’s like a ripe avocado. Enjoy the fuck out of it while you can, because the shelf life is short.
Oh I thought you meant because I’d like wallow out her insides and fill her up with some homemade thousand island dressing.
Fucking wow. I’d jerk off her dad just to see where she came from.
I wonder how many times she’s been fucked on a Houseboat
Is thousand island dressing a euphemism for blood streaked semen? Because if so, yes. Exactly.
As he was mid sentence asking what her major was I thought, “This big titty bitch is obviously a psych major”.
she’s gonna need a ton of work on those fun bags. they’re going to look awful at 40.
While that d-bag was wasting time throwing a football, I was admitting her form. Wow she has a hot body. I was hoping he got to hit that but I doubt it. Too bad she woke.
She looks much better in the video than on Instagram.
Also, that dudes getting nothing but down with Jesus.
Jesus titty Christ
Dude has several videos where he talks hot girls into doing various things, and then gets all pissed at YouTube comments on how hot they are.
I wanna fuck her tits
Forget her, the dude did 25 reps of 225 at the NFL combine. That’s crazy for a punter.
I wouldnt expect most punters to max out at 225. What does the average punter weigh, 180? What would the max at, 1.5x their weight (or 270)? And that a pretty strong bench for someone that has no reason to have a strong bench. Id guess it would be more like 1.25x or 225.
Im a bigger dude so i always esstimate poorly in these things. Just my thoughts.