we all know these chicks. you know, the one who constantly talks about how they got screwed over by their last man. usually, she complains that he doesnt pay enough child support, he fucked her best friends, and he acts like he doesnt care anymore. at first, you really are sympathetic to the chicks cause. you start to believe that, in fact, her ex-bf is the biggest asshole to walk the planet. oddly, you even begin to go into hero mode as you hear more and more tales of atrocity and begin to plot a course of revenge in her honor.
then, something happens. you begin to change your mind. after enduring countless hours of hissy fits and pity fests, you start to wonder if this bitch isnt some insane and obsessed stalker type who deserved everything she got. you start to see through the victim facade, and suddenly a truth is revealed: no man in his right mind would want to stay with a whiner like this. your feelings of compassion turn to apathy then to anger. now, you find yourself saying, "you know what? maybe he wasnt that bad of a guy". then, you find yourself saying the unthinkable "if i were him, i would have kicked your ass to the curb before our first date, bitch"
well, guess what, dan? the ug is that shoulder you cried on, and you are the bitter ex cuntfriend. at first, many people were sympathetic to your cause of racial justice, but you just kept going. as a result, people began to care less and less about what you said, and now, people see you as a crybaby who is butt hurt and deserves nothing but scorn.
i guess you should have kept your mouth shut after the first couple of threads. that way, you could have kept some poor sap waiting in the wings with pom poms in hand to give you the sis boom ba when you went one of your tirades. however, in true crybaby form, you just couldnt leave well enough alone, and now your true colors have been revealed for all to see. bro, if i were you, i would change my screename.
attn: ug mods, please dont move this to the og. this has to do with an ongoing battle between the righteous (eddie bravo) and the pathetic (dan black).