DANA "Bellator's a joke- Shine has right elements"

Hey guys! Im putting together an interview for National Lampoons with Dana White. It will be about 2 days till its all done and up. But he was great and here are just a taste of some of the quotes from the interview.



"Bellator is a joke"



"I dont compete with other MMA promotions. I compete with the NFL, the NBA, and Major League baseball"



"Shine has the right elements to do well. The smartest thing they did was bring in Jason Chambers. Thats how a young company should be doing it."



"We will make this thing the biggest sport in the world before Im done"



"I dont need to act like the president of major league baseball, this is not baseball"




For MUCH MUCH more stay tuned!!!!!



National Lampoons

    

I'm confused. He rips a promotion that pays their fighters and praises another that doesn't? How is not paying fighters having "the right elements"?

Also, I also agree bringing Jason Chambers on is a good idea.

I approve of this thread.

I approve of you approving this thread Jason.

 I approve of Southworth approving of Jason approving of this thread.

 I approve of NOTHING!!!!

I approve of Dana approving Jason and Jason approving this thread.

That said, shine should change it's name to something that's not a derogatory name for black people.

Joe Rogan - I approve of Dana approving Jason and Jason approving this thread.



That said, shine should change it's name to something that's not a derogatory name for black people.
Do you approve of me, Joe?

 

 Good thing they are an MMA promotion and not boxing.  Get your Shine Box!

Joe Rogan - I approve of Dana approving Jason and Jason approving this thread.



That said, shine should change it's name to something that's not a derogatory name for black people.
I approve of Joe wanting to change the name of Shine to something that's not derogatory to black people

 

"I dont compete with other MMA promotions. I compete with the NFL, the NBA, and Major League baseball"




it is absolutely unbelievable how delusional this fuckin guy is.



If he is actually comparing? he's so far down the list in every single aspect, he couldn't even make the chart.



we've gone through this before. The ufc couldn't even compete with the NHL, the least popular mainstream spot in the country. not even close to compete.

same old story same old song and dance

 If someone copied my contracts and business documents, I might be inclined to say something similar...

Dana speaks the truth

 Joe Rogan knows talent when he sees it. jason Chambers is the answer Shine needed. He is going to do big things for that company!



And that makes the 2 most promising MMA products (UFC and Shine) fully loaded with UGers in each company!!!!



UG = MMA SUCCESS!!!!!!!!



I am now prouder than ever to be a member here!!!



UFC, Shine, and UG 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!



cries tears of joy



-OMA (tm)


 I couldn't agree with OMA (tm) more. Dana speaks the truth, and OMA also speaks the truth

Joe Rogan - 



That said, shine should change it's name to something that's not a derogatory name for black people.


 How about Moolie Fights?

Joe Rogan - I approve of Dana approving Jason and Jason approving this thread.



That said, shine should change it's name to something that's not a derogatory name for black people.


 Don't Black guys run Shine?

 The investors of Shine are probably reading this and beaming with pride. They hire the UG's Jason Chamber just a couple of months ago and he has already revamped the company's image and gotten glowing reviews by 3 of the most influential members of the MMA world.



Big congrats to the UG's own Jason Chambers!!!



We are proud to have you as one of the UG family!!! (Dana and Joe we like u guys a lot too!)

K-Dub-"T" -  Shine? The one that got shut down by Don King before their first event?



LOL.



Who knew BLAF was a goddamn troll?


K Dub T, a UGer was not in charge then....All problems are solved!



Thats why they brought in a UGer like Chambers. UGers know how to get things done!!!! Chambers is the NEW COO and was not running the show when that happened. Plus Don King just cock blocked them)



Jason is here to take things to the next level. You just cant except his fighter lifestyle, hater!