Daniel Larusso vs Dre Parker - Who wins?

Other than the fans of course.

Who comes out on top in this epic martial arts showdown?

I pick Daniel-San.

He's just too tough and gritty. He's like Matt Brown.

He'll have a tough time with Dre's speed of course, but in the end he'll take it when Parker's athleticism fails him. Phone Post 3.0

Daniel, largely because he'd be fighting a 12 year old.

Daniel as usual by lucky random special karate move after getting his ass kicked for the first 95% of the fight

Billy Zabka went to my high school so it doesn't matter, LaRussos getting jumped after! Phone Post 3.0

No question. Larusso!! Phone Post 3.0

Spc Lee Lohff - Daniel, largely because he'd be fighting a 12 year old.
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I had to look up who Dre Parker is.

Fuck that movie. Phone Post 3.0

No fucking clue who Dre Parker is. Phone Post 3.0

peter_weyland -
Steven McTowelie - No fucking clue who Dre Parker is. Phone Post 3.0
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Look him up. He's legit. Phone Post 3.0

Had to lol up what a Dre Parker was.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUESTION!

FUCK YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND! Phone Post 3.0

Kebab Warrior - Had to lol up what a Dre Parker was.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUESTION!

FUCK YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND! Phone Post 3.0
He's very athletic and explosive. Like I said, I think that will give Daniel-San some trouble.

I just think that Larusso's grit and toughness will see him through and allow him to land a nearly flawless "no can defend" technique. Phone Post 3.0

Dre Parker sounds like the valet at Aftermath Studios.

AMIRIGHT!? Phone Post 3.0

Astroglide

Wax on, wax off

vs.

jacket on, jacket off!

Miyagi would make Jackie his pet stool.

Hillary Swank vs Jaden would be a more interesting fight. Phone Post 3.0

Chocolate Shatner - Astroglide

Wax on, wax off

vs.

jacket on, jacket off!
Nice Phone Post 3.0

stevekt - Hillary Swank vs Jaden would be a more interesting fight. Phone Post 3.0

Swank takes it easily. She's too masculine for Jaden.

BTW, both were spoiled cunts that should have never been helped in the first place.