Dasha's Summer Time Tip

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![angle - ironwolf6464 points 2 days ago Horses have a massive blind spot on the front and back of their body. If you are ever around a tame horse, keep a hand on their body while walking around them, this lets it know where you are at all times and decreas](upload://fg34xIoIWEZysqTV5hT2j6cY7WM.png)

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![angle - s DragonFive 6375 points 2 days ago CtrlShiftEsc opens straight to the Task Manager instead of CtrlAltDelete and then manually selecting Task Manager. permalink embed save report give award](upload://nRnBWp38GmOGCLPcmQHELO7HVcp.png)

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![quotes - ExerXV 276 points 2 days ago Monkeys have a very distinct way of wanking off and yes, they do wank themselves., which, in contrast to normal human male way of forming a "tube" with their hands, creates a "shovel with their hand and cup their geni](upload://tqzI3G0vI8aR0mDQYJDw8MYWNKi.png)

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Tmaguru -

reddit is a bot box of libtards and their masters bro just... gross

Ripping these straight from Ebaums, I've never been on reddit.

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Bukkaked by Bombers -

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Glad to see you made it home safely.

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CloudStrife -
Dashabox -

Does someone in  your house clog the toilet all the time?  Do they need to break their poo in half with a toothpick in order to get the log to flush but dont have a plunger?

No problem bro, if you don't feel like using a plunger because it just mashes the shit up and drips legit poo water on your floor as you put it back than you can use a bit of dish soap and hot water to clear the massive shit pile out.

The hotter the water is the better, let it sit in the toilet for about 15 minutes then try flushing.  Thank me later.

Reminds me of the thread where the guy thought everyone used and knew what a poop knife was

Ha!

My 3 year old clogged the toilet yesterday.  I have never been more proud.

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Dashabox -

![quotes - bbybrook1 points 2 days ago If you ever have a baseball bat and need to use it as a weapon; put a sock over it so if someone tries to disarm you they just slide off the sock. permalink embed save report give award](upload://zA7cu0KZiJGEngigH8NTHtumRfb.png)

And then they just give up?

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DuffyLaCoronilla -
Dashabox -

![quotes - bbybrook1 points 2 days ago If you ever have a baseball bat and need to use it as a weapon; put a sock over it so if someone tries to disarm you they just slide off the sock. permalink embed save report give award](upload://zA7cu0KZiJGEngigH8NTHtumRfb.png)

And then they just give up?

No idea.  I saw a documentary where two guys got into a fight in the bathroom and one of them threw a towel into the face of the other guy and he was in severe pain and out of action for a while from it.  So, take the sock and kill him by throwing it at his face?