Dear Phil Baroni,
Mr. Baroni, I'm a fan of yours and I know you get bombarded on a daily basis with requests and I'm afraid I have one as well. My request is this, I have a four year old son who's at the stage in his life where he's mimicking what he sees on TV, he's shown a decent amount of natural ability as far as athleticism and wanting to beat some ass, however I had a bit of a chink in my plan of making him a killer when we bet on Tito beating Chuck this last time, for a couple months when my son and I would play fight he would say "I'm Tito, you're Chuck" and then proceed to GnP to the best of his ability, I would push out my gut and throw louping punches to the best of my ability.....Well, the fight came along and Mr. Ortiz got beat(I feel more like he got fucked by an early stoppage, but that's me)it fucked up my plan either way.
I guess what I'm asking of you is this, PLEASE beat the DOGSHIT out of Frank so I don't look like an ass in front of my son again!!!!
Thank you Phil,