First of all, thanks for blowing up home prices to stupid levels. Literally tripling prices on basic ass houses.
Just to let you know. When you exclaim out loud in the bar " IM FROM (fill in blank of northern shithole) "!!! You can place New York, Jersey, Rhode Island, Michigan, Connecticut or even Ohio. It does not matter, you are all equally as obnoxious and worthless. Nobody gives a fuck!
Don’t expect a standing ovation when you exclaim this, your not unique, interesting or super kool. Yankees have been invading Texas since the 70s. Nothing unique about they way you talk ( Pahhhk Yaaaa CAAAAH). So you can turn it down.
Also. We carry guns here. Nothing unique or machismo. We can not give a shit how many Saiga automatic shotguns you sleep with at night. How many AR15s you carry in your F-150 with the 4 cyclinder engine in it. We could not give a shit that you reload custom ammo to shoot out of your wanna be sniper rifles’ or how many hours you spend at the range. You see , we Texans have been shooting since we could walk. It is no big deal to shoot a 1 inch group at 100 yards. You make yourself look really stupid bragging about it. You really make yourself look stupid when you pull out your cell phones and start showing pictures of the groups you shot at the range. Your likely to get laughed at. Because you see , their are a lot of us that shoot real animals at 400-600 yards with a 400 dollar Wal Mart rifle. You cant impress us.
While you go to bed every night in your pink brick brand new piece of shit house built out of white board and overpriced at $800,00, feel free to stack all your super guns around you, fantasizing about the never to happen home invasion. You might be more realistic to worry about the inevitable 100 mph hour winds that WILL OCCURR, and will turn your cheaply built house into toothpicks and sheetrock dust.