Defcon has jumped the shark

jesus, does everyone and their brother know about Defcon now?

someone on the UG was fucking discussing Defcon in a dicussion about "hackers".

as if it wasn't already obvious, I think that's my personal sign that Defcon has jumped the shark.

I hope Toorcon doesn't go in the toliet as well.

Lisa: You do Yoga?

Jesse: Yeah, but I started before it was cool.

Lisa: My name's Lisa Simpson. I think your protest was incredibly brave.

Jesse: Thank you. This planet needs every friend it can get.

Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.

Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.

Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.

Jesse: [chuckles] I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a
shadow.

Lisa: Wow. Um ... I started an organic compost pile at home.

Jesse: Only at home? You mean you don't pocket-mulch?
[takes out pocket
stuff for Lisa to feel]

Lisa: Oh, it's so decomposed! Do you think I could join Dirt First?

Jesse: Well ... we might have an opening at the poser level.

Lisa: Oh, thank you, thank you!

HAHA

"Jesse: [chuckles] I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow."

I love this line.