Lisa: You do Yoga?
Jesse: Yeah, but I started before it was cool.
Lisa: My name's Lisa Simpson. I think your protest was incredibly brave.
Jesse: Thank you. This planet needs every friend it can get.
Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: [chuckles] I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a
Lisa: Wow. Um ... I started an organic compost pile at home.
Jesse: Only at home? You mean you don't pocket-mulch?
[takes out pocket
stuff for Lisa to feel]
Lisa: Oh, it's so decomposed! Do you think I could join Dirt First?
Jesse: Well ... we might have an opening at the poser level.
Lisa: Oh, thank you, thank you!