Describe your perfect woman.

I mean physically. It never ceases to amaze me the differences in people's preferences.

Mine is tall, lean, athletic.

Say 5' 10" or better, most of that long, strong legs. Some nice C cups. Blond curlyish long hair and ice blue eyes.

What say you OG?

Headin to work, I'll check in at 3... Phone Post 3.0

Natalie Portman Phone Post 3.0

The real doll idioharm posted in the dude bragging about his imaginary girl thread. Phone Post 3.0

Mute Phone Post 3.0

Hahaha! I knew it! Fucking gold so far.

I love you people. Phone Post 3.0

Pam Beesly from The Office

Lots of body hair, big bushy beard, 6'2 or taller and a 8 inch plus cock.

Daisy riddly Phone Post 3.0

Any that will have sex with me.

I'm still looking. Phone Post 3.0

Mute millionaire who loves to cook and clean Phone Post 3.0

Mr Sudo - Lots of body hair, big bushy beard, 6'2 or taller and a 8 inch plus cock.
My wife is only 5.5" but rest of the description is spot on, want me to hook you up? Phone Post 3.0

Lynda carter....any age

Monica bellucci....any age

Physically, this...

alison stokke is pretty flawless

also kate beckinsale in the pearl harbor days

She turns into an extra large pepperoni/mushroom and a case of beer after sexytime

Cylindrical, plastic on the outside, silicon inside, doesn't talk back.

Oh wait, that's a Fleshlight. Phone Post 3.0

B Sharps -


Physically, this...



The hateration is strong in the girl directly behind her Phone Post 3.0

Oh and I think I'd take a bullet now if it gave me 10 mins of Natalie Portman sitting on my face so I think that answers your question. Phone Post 3.0

i will take emma watson.

She'd make a fine MOTPH thread Phone Post 3.0