Diaz No-Showed because....

he knew they didn't have any fuckin sandwiches at the presser

"Would you like me to make you some Sandwiches??"

Diaz No-Showed because of Hammers Hamil. HH gave him inside info about being tested for drugs at the presser.

 In that case, I don't blame him. 


in pride, they gave me sandwiches. a whole tray of em!....... ufc never gave me no sandwiches

from his epicly awesome sherdog interview 4 years ago

 when Diaz said he wanted to make some cheddar, he litteraly meant it... for his sandwich.

 Nick kind of looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.





and thats my thought for the day..

 he couldn't find his shoes.

 Because he didnt want to go & didnt think that it would cost him the opportunity to fight for the title.

random_muppett - 
crowbar -  Because he didnt want to go & didnt think that it would cost him the opportunity to fight for the title.
No....because there was no samwiches!



Can't you read?!? Phone Post


 Where's Andy Wang when you need him?!

 I'm surprised GSP hasn't taken this opportunity to call him and be like "Yo, don't be scared homie.....just a presser yo...."

keeping it simple...



"All I want is a good sandwich. You see this sandwich here? This tuna sandwich? That's all I want-a good sandwich."