You're gay
you probably spent all day thinking about making this thread, that makes you more gay
Quick tell me what will make me LESS gay. Mighta crossed the line with the speed in which I clicked on this thread.
Damn you OP!
I fell for it three times myself since I made the post.
I bet you it's made of gold and diamonds.
Where are the dick picks faggot?
Sage is not a female name? I assumed it's a wwe diva?
447 views tho
Laslo Holyfeld - Where are the dick picks faggot?Lol

I clicked just to vote stupid op down.
Why do I keep falling for the banana in the tail pipe. :/
I was just hoping he had a small weiner, then I would at least feel a little better he wasn't the perfect specimen. I'm sure he has a hog though.
PoiuPoiu -BrrrrrrBenStillerisAWESOME - You're gay
You're frozen

bakobell - I clicked just to vote stupid op down.You opened it cause you wanted to see a penis belonging to a God and you're gay.

This thread would have been good back on aol in 1998. Right now, not so much.
"Hahahah you guys are so gaaaay" goes to slurp a 10 incher in a back alley
At first glance I thought it said shaq... I'll leave now
In his free time Sage walks grandmas across the street
Brrr it's getting cold in here.. I think winter may be coming
Rules are rules. I'm breaking out my winter coat.