This morning I was having a funny ass dream and woke up laughing. It occurred to me it's never happened before.
The dream was stupid.. I was at a club with Dave Chappell(dressed as prince) and Charlie Murphy walked in wearing the Rick James (fuck yo couch) shoes. Chappell says something like "look he got the Rick James joints on" and I laughed at the sound they made clicking and knocking on the floor.
"Game. Blouses."
No, but I once woke up singing a Smashing Pumpkins song.
I usually wake up screaming, bad dreams
Happens to me from time to time. It's a very odd feeling
KidPittsburgh - "Game. Blouses."Yeah it makes me feel pretty sinister and creepy

No idea why I quoted you but I vtfu'd for pancakes
I've woken up farting...
ive woke up throwing up in my mouth
jmont - ive woke up throwing up in my mouthYou've gotta have that on your résumé to even become an OGer...it doesn't count :)

Boobies
I've only done it one. Can't remember what my dream was though. I was in tears though waking up the ol' lady.
n2bateyou -I was joking, I saw an episode of the Simpsons where homer did this.HandyDarsh - I usually wake up screaming, bad dreamsYeah. Not screaming but wanting to. Full on fight mode sometimes.
Waking up laughing sounds better to me.

Yes. Its weird as hell. Has happened to me twice since I started taking GABA and ZMA before bed.
Yeah but only during my time in the insane asylum
I would love to be able to wake up laughing. I hate waking up. Opening your eyes and feeling sadness as you come into the day is the worst.
HandyDarsh -I feel weird about this exchange. I'm out.n2bateyou -I was joking, I saw an episode of the Simpsons where homer did this.HandyDarsh - I usually wake up screaming, bad dreamsYeah. Not screaming but wanting to. Full on fight mode sometimes.
Waking up laughing sounds better to me.

TzTinkle - No, but I once woke up singing a Smashing Pumpkins song."I used to beeeee a little boyyyyy!"

cdmontgo - I've woken up farting...Your body was subconsciously pushing your bad decisions out from earlier in the day
