I’m never buying dildos off the internet again.
Oh sure, sure.
When I was kid, I had a fake ID.
One day I used it to buy some porn (Asian), and I left it in the store. I walked over to the GNC next door. The woman at the store, ran out with my porn (thankfully in a brown wino bag), and handed it to me in the GNC store.
My embarrassment was far outweighed by my relief in not getting busted with a fake ID.
“Send it to my agent and I’ll autograph it for you.”
Did you get a Bushkill Blade?
Obviously not. Alto would never use USPS.
Show us the dicks, bud
Why do lesbians shop at Scheels?
They don’t like Dick’s