Do you ever forget when to turn off the OG when in Public?
I was at the supermarket with the GF and she was discussing what to prepare for my upcoming Bday SweetTreat and as we were in the IceCream aisle she jokingly suggested ice-cream and I replied "I'm not some single bachelor living alone, that's what I have a woman for" and then I made the whip "chpissh...chpissh" sound with my hand pretend cracking the whip when I turned to see the DEVIL EYES glaring at me!
I live the LIBERAL LEFT COAST and have on multiple occasion drew the ire of some contemporary tart for my congenital condition of having been created a Traditional Gentleman of Regular Habit for which I have noted there is a significant lack of social tolerance!
and on other occasions various types of Illbed roughnecks have taken offense due to their insecurity at perceiving my HIGHborn impression as some uppity snobbish aristocrat.
I even support progressive social measures like UBI and Universal Healthcare so that the LOWbred peasantry are better cared for so it's not like I'm some Hick Bigot RiffRaff!
^I was once assaulted by two hooligans on the public transport for such a reply as that! They took offense and I gave them a good surprise with my bantamweight champion fisticuffs!