Do U Ever Want to Beat the Mug off a Chimp?

RefriedJinx · June 3, 2015, 2:38am

I hate the smug look that some chimps have. Like "fuck you I'm a chimp."

Not all of them. Some are happy and shit like Astro Chimp. Phone Post 3.0

Polaris · June 3, 2015, 2:41am

No, they are quite charming animals.

dipsheet · June 3, 2015, 2:43am

Mercilessly Maul My Mean-Mugging Monkey?

Soup · June 3, 2015, 2:44am

Beat off a chimp, maybe

myates · June 3, 2015, 2:45am

Chimp would likely fuck you the hell up. Those little bastards are strong.

ABCTT_SENNIN · June 3, 2015, 2:47am

Soup Nazi - Beat off a chimp, maybe

RefriedJinx · June 3, 2015, 2:51am

dipsheet - Mercilessly Maul My Mean-Mugging Monkey?

Lol

borked · June 3, 2015, 2:53am

Good stuff OP! This post may be a clue to how we solve the issue of you being at a nearly 30k post count!!

:D

Hocky · June 3, 2015, 2:55am

Polaris - No, they are quite charming animals.

Hey Sandy

NewOldTRT09er · June 3, 2015, 4:24am

You should try it OP.

Report back and do an AMA on life without testicles Phone Post 3.0

Fister · June 3, 2015, 5:33am

BJTT_MrAntichrist · June 3, 2015, 5:57am

Fister of Fury -

That's not a chimp. An ape, yes, but not a chimp.

Chimps are fascinating animals. Some of the most brutal and sadistic fuckers in the animal kingdom. We can learn a lot about the natural state of humans from observing our closest cousins Phone Post 3.0

Fister · June 3, 2015, 6:10am

BJTT_MrAntichrist -
Fister of Fury -

That's not a chimp. An ape, yes, but not a chimp.

Chimps are fascinating animals. Some of the most brutal and sadistic fuckers in the animal kingdom. We can learn a lot about the natural state of humans from observing our closest cousins

BJTT_MrAntichrist · June 3, 2015, 6:25am

Fister of Fury -
BJTT_MrAntichrist -
Fister of Fury -

That's not a chimp. An ape, yes, but not a chimp.

Chimps are fascinating animals. Some of the most brutal and sadistic fuckers in the animal kingdom. We can learn a lot about the natural state of humans from observing our closest cousins

Haha chimps are also members of the ape family my friend! The great apes would be animals like gorillas, chimps, orangutans, etc.

I swear I'm not trying to be a dick, just spreading my knowledge of useless info Phone Post 3.0

Fister · June 3, 2015, 6:34am

BJTT_MrAntichrist -

Fister of Fury -

BJTT_MrAntichrist -

Fister of Fury -

        <span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647334"><span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647275">That's not a chimp. An ape, yes, but not a chimp.<br />
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        Chimps are fascinating animals. Some of the most brutal and sadistic fuckers in the animal kingdom. We can learn a lot about the natural state of humans from observing our closest cousins <img alt="Phone Post 3.0" border="0" src="/images/phone/apple.png" style="vertical-align: middle;" /></span></span></blockquote>
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<span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647334">Haha chimps are also members of the ape family my friend! The great apes would be animals like gorillas, chimps, orangutans, etc.<br />
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I swear I'm not trying to be a dick, just spreading my knowledge of useless info <img alt="Phone Post 3.0" border="0" src="/images/phone/apple.png" style="vertical-align: middle;" /></span></blockquote>

nofx · June 3, 2015, 6:37am

Hocky Balboa -
Polaris - No, they are quite charming animals.

Hey Sandy

Pete & Pete!

BJTT_MrAntichrist · June 3, 2015, 6:50am

Fister of Fury -

BJTT_MrAntichrist -

Fister of Fury -

BJTT_MrAntichrist -

Fister of Fury -

        <span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647334"><span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647275">That's not a chimp. An ape, yes, but not a chimp.<br />
        <br />
        <br />
        Chimps are fascinating animals. Some of the most brutal and sadistic fuckers in the animal kingdom. We can learn a lot about the natural state of humans from observing our closest cousins <img alt="Phone Post 3.0" border="0" src="/images/phone/apple.png" style="vertical-align: middle;" /></span></span></blockquote>
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        <span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647334"><img alt="" src="https://i.imgflip.com/mdml5.jpg" style="width: 320px; height: 303px;" /></span></p>
</blockquote>
<span class="User-339337" id="userPost53647334">Haha chimps are also members of the ape family my friend! The great apes would be animals like gorillas, chimps, orangutans, etc.<br />
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I swear I'm not trying to be a dick, just spreading my knowledge of useless info <img alt="Phone Post 3.0" border="0" src="/images/phone/apple.png" style="vertical-align: middle;" /></span></blockquote>

Hahahahahahaha Phone Post 3.0