You know that carnival that comes to town every year? Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said “Keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr? he was a daredevil, just like his old man! He was leaning out saying, “Hey everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated!
They are building landing strips for gay aliens.
I had to give a talk today and a big part of it was about things that affect the health of the prairie. I was talking about prairie dogs and the effect they have on soil quality, and then I moved on to point out that they also created habitat for other animals including ferrets and burrow owls. This song became the only thing I could think about and I spent the next several slides trying to suppress a dumb grin and not think about fucking burrow owls.
I figured someone would know what I was talking about.
edit: Good job teflonbelly! I like you! You're not like all the other people here in the trailer park.