Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?

You know that carnival that comes to town every year?  Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said “Keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr? he was a daredevil, just like his old man! He was leaning out saying, “Hey everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated!

.......... Phone Post 3.0

They are building landing strips for gay aliens.



I had to give a talk today and a big part of it was about things that affect the health of the prairie.  I was talking about prairie dogs and the effect they have on soil quality, and then I moved on to point out that they also created habitat for other animals including ferrets and burrow owls.  This song became the only thing I could think about and I spent the next several slides trying to suppress a dumb grin and not think about fucking burrow owls.

I figured someone would know what I was talking about.

edit: Good job teflonbelly!  I like you!  You're not like all the other people here in the trailer park.