do you test your wiminz?

and i'm not talking about stds or the "lemon test" either.

it seems my distrust and misogyny for wiminz keeps me constantly putting them through little (or not so little) tests that they may fail at any given time. fail to me is a deal breaker and gives me an out.

it's crazy. let's say bitch has a wild or checkered past. you dick whip her good so she's completely in love. no emotional out. and then subtly you create conversation or scenarios for you to determine if she still exhibits those signs or tendencies.

if she does, WHAMMO, done.

is this just me or does the rest of the hg do this as well?

I have and don't be surprised when they do back slide. It is like a self fulfilling prophecy...You keep planting the idea and eventually, it goes from their subconcious to their conscious and then into action.
No, sir, i say if you are happy in the situation, don't mess with it. I'd rather be surprised to find out it happened then thinking about it all the time.

GTFO with you BS fantasy.....you couldnt get laid in a thai whorehouse with 10000bht stapled to your forehead! you just dont got the looks jimmy and i have!

i want them to backslide fren. WANT THEM TO!

proves i'm always correct. ALWAYS CORRECT NEVER WRONG.

kinda like a fable from ancient sumaria.

So after proving you are right once again, do you give them one more angry dick whipping and tell them it is over during or do you tell them off, make them cry and laugh on your way out the door?

In for info.

Had an insider follow her movements today, and she DIDN'T FUCKING FAIL... yet.

what if insider is in on it?

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life. The facts of life.


I totally made that shit up! Phone Post

Not too many men have the Magic Mike look and body SGT Slaphead and I have.
Or the Super model GFs and expensive sports cars.

Sorry guys. Phone Post

my gut tells me to kill everything

maybe it's your diet...

"Don't Let Yourself Get Attached to Anything You Are Not Willing to Walk Out on in 30 Seconds Flat if You Feel the Heat Around the Corner" 

TheAlchemist - maybe it's your diet...

it's a diet of hapas. it's unhealthy.

Matt Phillips - "Don't Let Yourself Get Attached to Anything You Are Not Willing to Walk Out on in 30 Seconds Flat if You Feel the Heat Around the Corner" 

Best advice ever Bobby D! Phone Post

Not so much test them ad much as I give them Pop Quizes Phone Post

Mine said, the secret is to make me happy. When I'm happy you won't believe how happy you will be. I said, you have that backwards. Silly women.

Moke - Mine said, the secret is to make me happy. When I'm happy you won't believe how happy you will be. I said, you have that backwards. Silly women.

YES!

fnunderful -
Moke - Mine said, the secret is to make me happy. When I'm happy you won't believe how happy you will be. I said, you have that backwards. Silly women.

YES!

THIS one MOAR time! Phone Post

Moke - Mine said, the secret is to make me happy. When I'm happy you won't believe how happy you will be. I said, you have that backwards. Silly women.

sadly for her, i would consider this FAILING the test.