"Do you want karate?"

Hope nobody has posted this... I can't decide if it's cool or funny :)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/latestnewsstory.cfm?storyID=3589662&thesection=news&thesubsection=general

Thugs pick wrong target - a karate instructor

07.09.2004 12.00 pm

A karate instructor's trip to Fiji was about to get ugly, but not for him.

Unfortunately for the six attackers, they had picked on the wrong guy -- a fourth dan blackbelt in karate.

Craig Nordstrand, 47, had just beaten off four of the attackers. The other two had unsuccessfully had a go at his mate Peter Roche.

After taking an initial beating, the six backed off and surrounded the pair.

Nordstrand tried to give his attackers a warning. "Do you want karate?" he asked.

One of the robbers did, but it was a bad mistake.

"I kicked him straight under the chin and into the throat," Nordstrand said. The gang of thugs scarpered into the Suva darkness.

The incident last week had followed what had been a pleasant evening of a meal and drinks.

Nordstrand had been in Suva with several Northland youngsters for the Oceania Karate Championships. He had been walking back to the team hotel with New Zealand manager Peter Roche when two men approached them asking for money and then another four emerged from the shadows.

Nordstrand's exploits made radio news in Fiji and proved a popular talking point around the karate traps.

"It was a bit of excitement," he said from his Whangarei home yesterday.

Aside from the attack drama, the trip was a success for Nordstrand who had watched two of his Northland charges win Oceania titles.

Several others won medals.

  • NORTHERN ADVOCATE (WHANGAREI)

"Craig Nordstrand, 47, had just beaten off four of the attackers. The other two had unsuccessfully had a go at his mate Peter Roche. "

And I thought MMA sounded romo

If do right, no can defense...

"And I thought MMA sounded romo "

you gotta give the guy some credit for beating off 6 guys, in spite
of the fact that he used karate and not mma

gakami: LOL! are you oblivious to the words you just typed? In porn they call them fluffers, not karatekas...

Of course, if he had been a skilled BJJ practioner, he could have just jumped to guard 6 times to win.

Blatant Troll...

a karate tard i once knew told us how he kicked this guy in the face so hard he hurt his foot. i later found out he god beat up but tried a flying kick and hurt his foot landing