Dogbert´s expertise

Blue namer, if you please.


I had a psychoanalytic session with Dogbert on the OG, and I inferred by his name that he is suffering from a childhood incident of beastiality that he has yet to resolve. Not unlike, the classic Freudian patient "The Wolfman."

Dog + Bert (from Sesame Street) = Dogbert. His damaged psyche and ego can not properly differentiate "proper" objects of desire and he conflates human/inhuman. His adherence to abstract philosoph--that has no human subject as a referen--is a symptom of his uncanny confusion of animate/inanimate & human/un-human.

*uhhhh... I guess it was funnier when I put on the oh-so-hilarious Vienna accent as I listed off my prognosis*

Thanks, FM!