What on Earth associates these women from the war of 1812 to sweets and snacks?
Dolly Madison ice cream was fucking excellent.
They had this half orange sherbet/half vanilla ice cream. Perfection in a half gallon flip top carton.
make that shit into a shake, sweet jebus
Madison’s original advertising concept was "Fit for a socialite like Madison yet affordable for everyone.”, much like “Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.” If they were starting today, they may have chosen Jackie Kennedy instead.
Secord was a Canadian hero; the chocolate company was founded in Canada on the centennial of her historically notable action. Essentially an equivalent of the Paul Revere Insurance Company.
Your turn: What the fuck does President’s Day have to do with selling mattresses?
I think Americans love American sounding shit
Sam Adams beer
George Washington University
Famous Amos Cookies
Wilford Brimleys Diabeetus Supplies
You know, basically our forefathers, trustworthy and such.