Dolly Parton at 75. Wood or wood not?

All day

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We agree on something

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Jesus, note the date……

If I could be so lucky, then she could tell me stories about the good old days.

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I commend you on your usage of the word “cooze”

I do what I can mate.

Yes I wood.

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She was probably hot 60 or so years ago.

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Hell in that scenario I’d eat the pussy eat the butt eat it all come onn Dolly.

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TFing her is something you could put on a resume for any job

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I watched the Netflix doco on her last year.
Apparently that public/stage look is all one giant disguise and she walks around freely in public as a grey haired little old lady that no one recognises.

…so probably wood not.

Absolutely. I’ve been in love with that woman for 35 years.

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Yup.

The fact that this is even a thread when she’s 75 and 50% are saying yes shows how amazing Dolly is. She has been amongst the most beautiful women in America for about 50 years.

With that being said. I’m gonna go with a hard pass. I’d almost guarantee in the morning at home she looks 75.

No, but good for her still even being in that conversation at her age.

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She probably started menopause before I was even born

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Absolutely, I wood. But mostly for the story. I bet her snatch smells like the Great Depression.

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Anyone who says yes is delusional. You see that in person face to face you’d run for the hills screaming.

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Danny Devito Smh GIF

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