Don’t call him Deion. It’s Coach

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We should be calling him unemployed.

I’ll call him Neon, idgaf.

The media has no obligation to call him “coach”

I didn’t take out hundreds of thousands in loans & spend 8 years in coach school to simply be called Deion!!




Refer to him as DOCTOR DEION. “Coach Sanders” will also do if Dr. Deion is in the mood, but only HE will determine that.

Doctor Sanders received an honorary doctorate from Crudville State University (acceptance rate 99.8%) in PeeWee Football.

Deion was one of my favorite college football players ever. Helped me win some big bets. He and Dale Carter, I’ll call them whatever they prefer.

Meet in the middle and call him Coach Primetime