Donald J. Trump is now a 9th degree black belt

@Kirik please do an article like this one, it’s only fair:

Putin also earned one:

Which one of these highly decorated martial artists wins in a fight?

  • Putin
  • Obama
  • Trump
  • Biden
  • Kamala

0 voters

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Xi Jinping would bareass handedly kill everyone on that list.

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Well I’ve got to admit, Trump holds his fists the same way as all the other TKD experts. I think this belt might be legit.

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… that dreaded TKD stance “pushing the grocery cart”. No can defend.

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Putin is a legit BB in Judo.

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Cracking Up Lol GIF

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He looked afraid of his own “power”. Lmao

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Just a rich guy doing tma bs to stay in shape I would guess. Lol at posting Barry and his 13 inch vertical.

Teddy Roosevelt would make all these guys his girlfriend.

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And sambo

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Kamala dancing is just the evidence of how she got into politics. Dancing and sexing her way to the top.

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It’s like he purposely pulled the slap as to not hurt Vince McMahon. Waaaaaait. You don’t think……is wrestling FAKE?

Naaaaaah. I talk crazy sometimes.

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I dunno man, Stone Cold thought it was real.

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Making Taekwondo Great Again.

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Like he was scared he’d bruise his own palm. Lol

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It was a terrible sell on his part and he was on the easy end of it.

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Putin is the man. Yes evil dictator idgaf I like his style.

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the office ho GIF

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The more I watch that clip, the more I think Trump poked Stone Cold in the eye.

That should get him to 10th Dan…

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One slap. Two victims.

The skill of a Grand Master.

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