"Don't call me baby"

Rox19 · May 17, 2005, 5:12pm

Here are 10 things NOT to say when you first meet a fightergirl outside the dojo. They've already been said, so you are not being original or witty by saying them again.

1) "Ooooh you could probably beat me up, couldn't you?"

2) "Ooh we'll have to spar sometime!" or "Let's
spar!" or varients

3) "I'll have to watch out around you." wink

4) "Hahah girls can't fight!"

5) "Why don't you show me some moves?"

uh okay I could only think of 5 for now... those seem to be the most popular.

[edit] okay we have a few more.

6) keeeyah!!

7) Please don't hurt me!

8) Do you have a boyfriend? I bet you beat him up!"

guardbr8kr · May 17, 2005, 5:17pm

"do you mind if I touch them?"

SwampRocker · May 17, 2005, 5:17pm

ok, baby! just don't beat me up wink

j/k

DevonMichael · May 17, 2005, 5:18pm

how bout...."please triangle me" ?????? that would be a good pickup line.

ironyuppie · May 17, 2005, 5:18pm

What's your hourly rate?

anotherbrother · May 17, 2005, 5:19pm

I am having trouble passing the guard...can you help me?

Jim_Clifford · May 17, 2005, 5:24pm

oops.

Kostakio · May 17, 2005, 5:28pm

You had me at 'KEEYAAAH!'

Is that a cup in your gi or are you happy to see me?

Baby, I want to get your back.

Girl, I want to ground and pound you.

Sugah, I want you to lay and pray me.

Yo, mah, lemme show you how you can earn your belt.

Kostakio · May 17, 2005, 5:48pm

schooly, girlfriend problems?

guardbr8kr · May 17, 2005, 5:52pm

"can we practice the crotch lift together?"

Rox19 · May 17, 2005, 6:02pm

oops indeed, Jim. What did I start?! Not the original intent of this thread, but oh well!

DiscoNfrno: act normally? :D

yeah, "keeeyah" would be number 6.

Kostakio · May 17, 2005, 6:05pm

ROX....

YOU

COMPLETE

ME

Kostakio · May 17, 2005, 6:13pm

I'll bet some guy has gone into a fruit market and asked the cashier for a date. GONG

SDriver · May 17, 2005, 6:31pm

!!!!!!!!

Yelm · May 17, 2005, 6:38pm

How about, "I hear she can wrestle but I'd rather see her box." Said within earshot of fighter girl.

MMAKing · May 17, 2005, 6:52pm

ttt for laughs

Fabes · May 17, 2005, 7:05pm

Roxy, do you think we can practice the mount escape?

please don't hurt me

elmo · May 17, 2005, 7:16pm

"Yeah, I've seen those web-sites before. Wierd."

foxfirejesse · May 17, 2005, 7:27pm

Roxi, I dont even fight. I'm just a dedicated fan and I have guys say stuff likt that to me all the time. I can't even imagine what you go through!

Ring_Girl · May 17, 2005, 7:37pm

I have a coworker who always makes karate hands at me, then tries to get me to arm wrestle him.