I just achieved the pinnacle of bodily function achievements. The double motherfucking pipe classic. For those who have never had the pleasure of reaching such heights, that's an absolutely simultaneous fart and burp. I shall cherish this day of infamy until the next, be it a year, five, or never again. These moments are rare, and must be recognized. 
Congrats. 
Well done
I've outdone you. Try vomiting out of your mouth and nose while pissing and spraying diarrhea all at once.
Was so sick once that I had to puke while I had Dumb and Dumber style diarrhea.
Spread my legs out a bit and puked right between my thighs.
Your burp and fart does not impress me.
thought this was a surfing thread
Congratulations on your momentous achievement. The highness and tightness of your jeans is unparalleled on this day of days.
MillionDollarDreamer - Congratulations on your momentous achievement. The highness and tightness of your jeans is unparalleled on this day of days.You got any cum in those balls? ......also, why is Bert Chrysler so fat?
SD CARTEL - thought this was a surfing threadBest comment