Drug testing advice needed......

Had two previous threads with the full story but apparently Kirik’s credit card was denied by the new servers.

Bottom line is that I have 12 days to pass a urine test for THC or lose my job of 20+ years. 

I bought “medical grade” test strips and stopped using on Friday when I found out. First test with mid-day piss was positive. Do any of those detox kits/drinks actually work? Subbing/altering with fake urine is not an option.

Daily user, typically a 10mg gummy nightly and then vape flower or cartridge.

Thanks!!

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Only sure way is to take clean urine with you. If for some reason they fail for temperature., use your detox piss that’s in you.

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Your last attempt led to the main page...lol...drink tons of water...thats all I got 

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https://www.quickfixurine.com/

Most local head shops or smoke shops have it. Make sure it's the latest version and not old stock.

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https://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Elastic-Waistband/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=whizzinator&qid=1613955826&sprefix=whizz&sr=8-3

Just take a box of Azo. Just stop and flush with tons of water a few days before the test because it turns your piss orange. It even says on the back of the box "warning: may interfere with drug screenings.". It's a medication for kidney infections available at any pharmacy.

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Use REAL piss. Someone you know for sure that’s clean.

TKnuckles -

https://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Elastic-Waistband/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=whizzinator&qid=1613955826&sprefix=whizz&sr=8-3

Lmfao, no. Just no.

Do what I said, you'll pass with 100% certainty as long as you follow the instructions

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TKnuckles -

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Bahahahahahaha.

He's not a UFC fighter. Employment drug screenings don't watch your dick while you piss. They give you your own private bathroom.

Duct tape the synthetic urine + heating pad to the inside of a pair of tight fitting underwear. Easy.

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Nytron -
TKnuckles -

https://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Elastic-Waistband/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=whizzinator&qid=1613955826&sprefix=whizz&sr=8-3

Lmfao, no. Just no.

Do what I said, you'll pass with 100% certainty as long as you follow the instructions

I know a ton of people who have failed using synthetic .. Use real piss OP. Nytron is a known faggot. There are a few different apparatuses to get the piss in the cup. Just make sure it’s real and clean.

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Nytron -

https://www.quickfixurine.com/

Most local head shops or smoke shops have it. Make sure it's the latest version and not old stock.

This is what I would suggest but he said he can't sub 

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Nytron -

https://www.quickfixurine.com/

Most local head shops or smoke shops have it. Make sure it's the latest version and not old stock.

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit is it? Fucking commies...

Nytron -
TKnuckles -

![](upload://sQKMMtj9s3c1C9vWDWXA4zcHjOG.png)

Bahahahahahaha.

He's not a UFC fighter. Employment drug screenings don't watch your dick while you piss. They give you your own private bathroom.

Duct tape the synthetic urine + heating pad to the inside of a pair of tight fitting underwear. Easy.

Exactly. There are many ways to get it in the cup. You don’t need a fake dick. Just a bag with a shutoff valve. Real piss. Only way to be sure.

How often do you normally smoke? 

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When I was in high school I used Test Pure while in outpatient treatment. It worked great until my "final" test. it was mostly my fault, i think i didn't piss enough before hand.

Even got a refund when I failed a test. Was awkward asking for a copy but when that check came i flashed it around to everyone during a group session like a total cunt. 

If only there was a forum member who owned a drug screening company.

I have used monkey whizz. passed medical grade tests. I have used it multiple times and passes