Dua Lipa can definitely grind that pole!

As an assiduous scholar of zoological studies, would one be able to find what the local purveyors of such nefarious activities may advertise as a “donkey show” in these fine establishments that you referenced? Always heard about them, never knew anyone who’s seen one firsthand.

If you walk around the touristy zona norte adjacent street corners they have donkeys that are painted like zebras. Talk to them

Licking Jackie Chan GIF

I did the same thing with that line and annoyed my wife a lot. Beat it to death and would sing it in public to embarrass her in front of people