Dude tries to pick up a small shark

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Two in the pink, none in the stink.

-This guy now

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Sports dude ?. .

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LOL “I LOST MY GOD DAMN PINKY, FUCK”

Dont fuck around with a shark homeboy.

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He said that sounding pretty matter of fact and macho right there but I promise you he was not gonna sound so matter of fact in a minute or two. Not smart.

Reminded me of the guy who got his finger ripped off by the orangutan video that someone posted a few weeks ago.

Don’t fuck with sharks or apes, fucking idiots.

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Ok.?

Lol. Dude seemed relearovely chill for losing a pinky.

Thats because you didn’t get to hear what he sounded like a couple minutes later once the pain hit him.

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Lol thats true

Already posted:

Didn’t see that reaction coming. Haha

The pain seems marginal compared to the mental anguish of losing a digit.

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“The Yakuza HATE him!”

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Lol those poor kids man. Seeing that stupid shit has to be a little bit traumatizing to them. Hope he doesn’t play guitar.

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It’s only a pinky…

– Ronnie Lott

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Looks like he’s gonna have to learn the four knuckle shuffle

good

Give the guy a break…that thread title said dolphin, not shark.

Dumb Ass GIF by Law Office of Robert Eckard

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I saw my brother get his finger bitten off by a dog when I was a kid. I turned out fine. Except I’m retarded.

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