Dudes Who Cross Their Legs Like A Girl...

...must have tiny balls or something. 

What about both behind my head, big boy?

SAYS THE GUY IMAGINING OTHER DUDE'S BALLS

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nah, they're under the top leg, like a half goat.

I win the penis game when I wear basketball shorts and sit in chairs cross legged.

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Soul Gravy -

SAYS THE GUY IMAGINING OTHER DUDE'S BALLS

I don’t see what having an overactive imagination has to do with this...

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Don't forget I'm really Kirik. I sit exactly like this.

NiteProwleR -

What about both behind my head, big boy?

I’ve ran into guys like you in jiujitsu. I’ll still pass your guard. 

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I assume these guys who sit like this do push-ups with their knees on the ground and call the modified push-up. 

King Trav -
NiteProwleR -

What about both behind my head, big boy?

I’ve ran into guys like you in jiujitsu. I’ll still pass your guard. 

Peen on belly pass?

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I do, but only because of bum hips. Also, I’m old with saggy balls so they find their level like water I guess.

Also, I do the Corleone, with knee on knee, not the Trudeau or femmy version where one has the leg crossed over as far as you can.

King Trav -
NiteProwleR -

What about both behind my head, big boy?

I’ve ran into guys like you in jiujitsu. I’ll still pass your guard. 

You'd never pass my guard. I'd let you fold me over like a lawn chair though

I've got a set of balls as big as Lyndon Baines Johnson's and I know how to manage them so take your macho manspreading peanut sized nads and fuck off OP.

 

 

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QuietLittleHillbilly -

Also, I do the Corleone, with knee on knee, not the Trudeau or femmy version where one has the leg crossed over as far as you can.

Dont matter how you spin it, you still gay homie 

I can't take a man seriously if he does this 

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Now that is a faggot leg cross 100%

OP, I'm sorry about your lack of thigh gap. Get your diet in order.

pahulkster -

I can't take a man seriously if he does this 

This