I have usually done the cooking in relationships because all the chicks I have dated have awful cooking skills.
One of the times that stands out for me was when my girl was like making me a sandwich which is something you would think she couldn’t fuck up. But we got this ham and it came in like a solid block, it was sliced but it was packaged in one solid lump and she just took like a quarter of that lump of meat out and put it between some bread with some mustard and mayo… You wouldn’t think that eating deli meat in a compressed lump form would be nasty but it was fucking weird and half retarded.
Another time she tried to bake salmon in this heart shaped glass baking dish and it just didn’t get the heat it needed to cook properly. I couldn’t really get mad at her because she’s trying, just gotta grin and bear it.