i ask her "what are you watching?"
she'll tell me:
"Oh. it's an Italian movie. it's subtitled."
/end
OK THANKS
Makes me her husband. 
Calls my wife.
Harlem Savoy - Calls my wife.
LOL V U
Called me JAMAR...james. :(
Always reads plot spoilers during the movie!
FUCK!!!
Everything
mykhawknyamouth - Always reads plot spoilers during the movie!Mine does that too. If only she could read the plot spoiler of our relationship.....
FUCK!!!
grady - i ask her "what are you watching?"
she'll tell me:
"Oh. it's an Italian movie. it's subtitled."
/end
OK THANKS
Was she wrong?
I learned long ago that movies are for friends, not dating.
When she starts deflating, and I have to blow her up again.
Leaves the kitchen. 
I don't have a chick, but many of exes have done this:
We're getting ready to go somewhere. I'm done fast so I'm on the couch waiting and watching TV. 30 minutes go by and she she's putting her earrings in, she says "Are you almost ready?"
The fuck? I've been ready. Are YOU fucking ready??
Jesus Christ. Now pissed off. Thanks OP.
She went and bought stuff for pizzas, first thing I notice is the giant bag of salami and only a small packets of other meat, she then proceeds to use the whole bag of salami on just two pizzas. There was so much salami on my pizza that I actually struggled to bite through it.
I say to her "so you like salami huh?" She just goes "yeah it's ok" and keeps eating, not picking up my sarcasm. Smh.
She only wants anal. Like she's never even let me touch or see her pussy. It's weird.
Recently a new girl started showing interest in me. I told her I have a gf and wasn't interested, she said fine let's be friends.
Gf freaks out and becomes 'territorial' as she puts it.
Meanwhile she's had this guy chasing her for he past 4 years and it's obvious he likes my girl. She said that's different cause she wouldn't date him. I inform her that's my case as well. She looked at the ground and realized it wasn't any different lol.
Scumbag Adam - She only wants anal. Like she's never even let me touch or see her pussy. It's weird.Make sure you bring a double pack of deodorant home tonight.
It'd be shorter for me of you asked what smart things does my gf does.
Doesn't reload when playing first person shooters. I feel like breaking her controller sometimes.
she'll make generalized statements about cocks, pretty much confirming that she used to be a slut lol